Who we are and what we do!!!

[The Rossitron]

Hello to you

thankyou for taking the time out of your busy lives to visit our little forum!

We are a Melodic/Pop/Power/Rock/Punk/ Sex N Roll 3 piece spread all over the south wales vicinity! The names of these unlikely purveyors of sexual aural devastation are as follows:

Ross -insert nickname here- = Vocals/Guitar/fretless oboe/d tuned chopstix/sweet love
Sam - The Big Ginger = Bass/Backing Yocals/smashing the haddock pasty/stroking modes
Adam - Kerzy The Greasemaster = Drums/bum burgling/paying the extra pound

We shalt be giggin hopefully from july onwards so please come down and lend an ear as we attempt to serenade you with Melodic Pop punk balads and try to get in your pants for souveniers and keepsakes.

I fucking love you

 

[Jonny_T]

welcome and good luck

 

[The Rossitron]

y thankyou Jonny t, you have now entered the moviestar circle of love....

 

[Jonny_T]

lols

arty:

 

[The Rossitron]

And just for the record we arent ALL gay!!! Sam is but he doesnt like to talk about it! He likes sleepovers at Forges house coz we know how much he loves the cock.. sometimes Ben G makes up a 3 some and Luke watches and jacks off

 

[Jonny_T]

:erk: :barf:

golly gosh

 

[Gav LMT vocals]

welcome, nice to see another uprising band, all the best and cant wait to hear your material, you sound very intresting

 

[The Rossitron]

Were entertaining to look at but not really to listen to mwwaahhhaaahhaa

yes I am not mental

 

[Stitch]

i am not gay.......i do like sleepovers at forges house though...those dodgem boys know how to party the hard way :S

 

[Flooky]

Welcome one and all to this musical community

 

[Dead_on_deaths_door]

coolies... whot whot for u guys, have fun and good luck

 

[djrhinos]

I've heard that sam guy is weird...

I love LAST PARTISAN more

 

[WELLY]

fretless oboe/d tuned chopstix
smashing the haddock pasty
The Greasemaster = bum burgling

I fucking love you

:laughing:

awesome!!!!
lol

welcome ....
may fruitful times ensue for you ...

 

[The Rossitron]

News Hot off The Press:

Extra Axe grinder added to roster!

Aled-Gorilla Salad= Rockin the 6 string,checkin the roast,fish suppers, fairy hampers....

He will make you do a sex piss IN YOUR PANTS!!!!

 

[pixiefairy]

I'm ever so slightly confused by this thread...but...woo!!

 

[The Rossitron]

Whats confusing??? we are a band... we play punk rock....

 

[pixiefairy]

"We are a Melodic/Pop/Power/Rock/Punk/ Sex N Roll 3 piece spread all over the south wales vicinity! The names of these unlikely purveyors of sexual aural devastation are as follows:

Ross -insert nickname here- = Vocals/Guitar/fretless oboe/d tuned chopstix/sweet love
Sam - The Big Ginger = Bass/Backing Yocals/smashing the haddock pasty/stroking modes
Adam - Kerzy The Greasemaster = Drums/bum burgling/paying the extra pound"

I kinda had to read that a few times over to understand lol. But anyway, yay, new band, good luck and stuff.

 

[Forge]

i am not gay.......i do like sleepovers at forges house though...those dodgem boys know how to party the hard way :S

sam likes it hard

 

[raab]

i bet he does