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    Heres some more jokes

    Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Five: One to change it and four to pass out lyrics.

    Q: How many straight-edgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None, they don't screw.

    Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 10, one to change it, one to write a sad song about it, and 8 to sing along and cry.

    Q: How come you never see straight edge kids on commercials?
    A: Because they always choose brand X!

    Q: How many straight edge kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None. They can already see clearly.

    Q: Why do straight edge kids always wear backpacks?
    A: For padding when their friends stab them in the back

    Q:How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer?
    A: One, if no one's looking

    Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None, they're all to depressed to do it


    And one for the pulse crew
    Q: What's so tragic about four ravers driving off a cliff in a Honda Civic?
    A: The car seats five

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    La tristesse durera Little baby nothing's Avatar
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    hahaha
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    lol thats good like the last one-lol fuck yeah
    Dream as if you`ll live forever,
    Live as if you`ll die tomorrow.

    do it again, but more violent, more violent

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    Re: Heres some more jokes

    Originally posted by The_new_cult_king
    And one for the pulse crew
    Q: What's so tragic about four ravers driving off a cliff in a Honda Civic?
    A: The car seats five

    By far the best in a morbid sick kinda way I like it hehe



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    much much much lol
    "My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I'm therefore excused from saving universes."

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    THIS IS A LONG 1
    A GUY HAS JUST BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF WELLYS, SO HE GOES CLUBBING WHEN HE IS DANCING HE CAN SHE THE GIRLS KNICKERS CAUSE HIS BOOTS R SO SHINY SO HE SAYS 2 1 GIRL "YOU HAVE PINK KNICKERS ON" SHE REPLIES "WOW" THATS AMAZING, SO HE DANCES WITH A GIRL WTH NO KNICKERS ON AHE SAYS TO HIM WHAT COLOUR KNICERS HAVE I GOT ON SO HE LOOKS AT HIS WELLYS AND START'S TO CRY SO SAID WHATS THE MATTER HE REPLYS "I HAVE SPLIT MY FUCKING WELLYS"
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    Child of the damned! LivingDeadGirl's Avatar
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    Didnt wanna start a new joke thread so i'l use this one;A woman has a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a baseball."

    Man - "That's nice."

    Boy - "Want to buy it?"

    Man - "No, thanks."

    Boy - "My dads outside."

    Man - "OK, how much?"

    Boy - "$250"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

    Boy - "Dark in here."

    Man - "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy - "$750"

    Man - "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I cant, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy said "$1,000"

    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.....that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".



    Into your soul Down you must go
    Hope is not my name Free your soul
    Here among the lies You realize
    Pain is not the same Free your soul


    You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!

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    G-funk legend Robb's Avatar
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    hahaha thats class, long like but class
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    yeah thats cool as fuck
    lol
    Dream as if you`ll live forever,
    Live as if you`ll die tomorrow.

    do it again, but more violent, more violent

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    Child of the damned! LivingDeadGirl's Avatar
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    it is a bit long aint it. I was getting bored of reading the damn thing lol. There was another one but it was even longer. There was miles of it hehe



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    Hope is not my name Free your soul
    Here among the lies You realize
    Pain is not the same Free your soul


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    y is it most nudists are ppl no-one wants to see naked?
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