elski

well i cant belive this is back well not much has changed . i have recently changed my name to berty cause i find it more attractive it gives me that kool edge i have been looking for, my gay project has also come together i am trying to collect as many gays as i can for a mass amount of GAYNESS ! im gonna become a Eunic and im keeping the chains of my masculinity in a jar .John told me today to put poo in my hair , so i did.

Catch a star if you can
Wish for something special
Let it be me, my love is free
Sing a song to yourself
Think of someone listening
One melody, you\'re all for me

I\'ll write a symphony just for you and me
If you let me love you, I\'ll paint a masterpiece
Just for you to see
If you let me love you, let me love you

Are you ready, are you ready for love
Yes I am
Are you, are you ready, are you ready

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today i :
rescued a small child
saved a cat from a tree
gave birth to triplets
got laid
got heart broken
wresled a small shark
found out i was adopted
citizen arrested a burgluar
wrote a number one album
drove a monster truck
donated a kidney
adopted a dolphin
performed open heart surgery on a monkey
climbed down a chimney
streaked down the town centre and theres more but i jus cant remember

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going to the country , gona eat alot of peaches
going to the country , gona eat alot of peaches
PEACHES they come from a can !!
put by a man
in a factory
down town



sorry i had to get tha off my chest

hello childeren ive been sailing 4 three months and ive jus got home, today has been surreal . for two hours i spent the time listening to elton john and making candles for my party . while i was engrossed in eltons amazing vocal abillity i was shot down by a goose called cornwall , and it hurt . my heart is bleedin in pain and my veins r filled with metal u lov it u whore boy ...

crisps are the best way to dump ur lover, jus throw them in the air to distract them and run away .

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