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  1. My bum got flumed by the vet!!!!!!

    I had to go the vet today, he touched me with his magic vet spoon., in my bummy, it was very cold, it stung like a horde of terror bees. Anyway i yelped and bit the fucker on his fleshy upper left mandible. Suffice to say he was not amused, thrusting his stephoscope at me in a menacing and ungentlemanly fashion. the cunt
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  2. Wheres my dinner

    As a dog, it can be a bit of pain, getting my dinner sometimes. I mean if i want to i could just wander out into the street, rummage through a few wheelie Bins, couple of spare Aldis vegatables spring rolls, but im a dog of slightly more austere pedigree, left over shish kebas, cantonse beef, singapore rice noodles, and cold pizza. But it does involve venturing out into the wild, so its Lids happy dog horse and cow food...
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