oooh the journals are back en. woot woot. ahhhh tiredness. went to the 'diff last nite....in the train station on the way back sitting with some aussie travelling dude, reading his books and sharing his cola bottles. and i was considering rude things in a photo booth, but thought, no, thats just wrong.... hmmm...then woke up with a bottle of coke and half a chocolate bar. i thought that was strange but my bf woke up on his kitchen floor covered in peanut butter and jam sarnies. lush. ...
last night i was unleashed onto a house party with fuck loads of free booze. like a kid in a sweet shop. beautiful it was. dont feel shit this morning which is good cos i didnt get to sleep till about 6am. had to kick everyone out the house by smacking their balls with a fly swatter. fuck, it works a treat! so yeah, im gonna be all ladylike now. when you have a chest infection and you cough up all that nasty shit, is it me or is it sort of pot noodle chicken and mushroom ...
i just remembered so i have to share it with the world. caught my first glimpse for a while of \'this morning\' this morning, how my summer mornings were empty without fern and phil. awesome shit. fern you foxy lady
so summers mate, lisa, on neighbours.... GO KILL YOURSELF YOU LITTLE FUCKING TURD. ahhh she does my nut i swear!!!! more annoying than summer, so fuck, how annoying is that like?! and as for father tom, you little hussy, you! ahhh so my plaster cast is off, im free to grope random strangers with both hands now mwahahaha freedom! my pint hand is back in full working order! all the gheys in college are ghey. ...
fucking hell the spiders came back to get me they were on the stairs had to scream for my darrdy to come take them away arghhhh
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