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Mu internet has been nust for ages only today its owrking god am i happy or what!!
Life has been pretty hectic lately...today is my first day off for a week....coz there was this tournament thing an i basically worked day and night every day....except last sunday where i went to see stampin ground...who got cut off by some wankers who dais it was too late and topo loud!!! what a bunch of cunts!! It dun matter tho coz adam touched my hand and said he remembered me from before i was so happy...i nearly peed my pants!!

Anyway apart from that i also got drunk on friday night with the bowls ppl and spilt blackcurrant sqash all over the cl;ean light coloured carpet...so i blamed it on one of the littlew kids!! ha ha h@!

im off to uni soon and im pretty scared because i cant cook or look after myself at all really...my gramper bought me a fridge tho so ill just live with that filled with bow and cheese...i think ill survive!! Bummer u gona stay with me.? I got a blow up bed 4 u to sleep on!!

There were ghosts in owrk last night i was shitting myself!! doors slamming, funny voices, things falling off things and seeing stuff in the cxorner of m,y eye!! Well freaked me out!

Major embarrassment this week...was in the shower like that...got a bit horny for some reason...so decided to do something abokut it.....then my mother walked in on me!!! SHAMER!!!! so i quickly grabbed the razor and pretended to shave.....only thing now im itching like fuck!!

Father moaning now, so ill leave it here!! ill be back later tho!!
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  1. Forge's Avatar
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............gotta love the self investigation you fucking bummer
  2. fairywithamachete's Avatar
    ahh jws,you do crack me up sometimes! when you off to uni now?
  3. 's Avatar
    lol ur nuts! come to the mount plez on saturday - cool bands playin

    xxxchulliexxx
  4. Alcoholics_anonymous's Avatar
    lol lowrie u arse!! hahaha fancy u mam catching u!! lol im defo gonna cum and stay wiv ya down ur pad. we can get steamed and tha! hehe read my journal!!! speak soon luv ya x x x
  5. Juice's Avatar
    self investigation rules!! ..............uni on 27th.....i think

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