the_executive's Blog

Today's entry mostly concerns pwnedness/pwnership. I like this werd, it's kinda gay, which is great cos it's just like me.

Well I didn't have to do the fucking presentation cos fair play, that *french accent* genngggerr piece of knob cheese is fucking simple.

Karley and Nat - "We don't want to do our presentation."
Carrot topped spacky - "Why? Is there some sort of problem?"
Karley - "We just don't really want to"
*pause* *big freakish red gives us questioning looks*
Nat - *mumbles for excuse* "Yeh cos we haven't put it on Powerpoint."
Ginger Bloke - "Well ok then, maybe next week girls?"
*shrugs*

What a twat! Why doesn't hethreaten to fail us or something? Serious, some advice for lil people...if you wanna do a total drop out course come to Bath Spa. It's gay.


Right, at present there's some weird Italian flim on ITV, this bloke was shagging some woman and she was saying how her uncle molested her as a child, then married her. He replies with "Turn over you whore!" the bint says "Harder, harder break me in half!!" Pwned? It was possibly the best creepy sex scene on ITV ever.


Pookey's coming to get me tomorrow, there won't be scenes like above repeated tho... thank fuck. For one, I, Karley Jane Dyton, am not, repeat NOT a rape child, despite popular belief. I'm gonna cook him lemon and rosemary chicken cos I totally pwn at cooking. Sorta.
This also means I'll be home and out and drunk and dancing this weekend. Rems again... oh joy. I mock it, but it pwns me.
(The Italian slut just flashed her boobs at someone :/ WTF is going on?)

And in other news, a new secret masturbation technique is totall pwning me... I am that Italian whore. Thankyou Les for your sugestion.
I've also decided to vote Lib Dem in the coming election. Not really sure why, but they're nicer than the Labour and Tories combined.
(Just found out...the film is called The Star Maker... emo it ain't. The Italian whore's lovers ahd got a new bitch now who seems abit posh, oh yeah, and in the begining the was this kid pretending to wank in front of a camera and crew - nice work if you can it)
I've pondered about becoming a prostitute. And realised yesterday that I've got 8,500 words to be written by May 18th.

Desperate times children.

Peace be with you all, think of me as I die at this sodding lappy of shite.

xox

p.s. the bit of the film I just caught was the subtitle "everyone is licking his balls." Maybe I should sleep.