Thread: Four Ways To Fall - Name em

What are the four ways to fall??????

*boredom strikes*

slipping
tumbling
declining
deteriorating

1) obscure milk incident
2) the good old trip up
3) walking too fast or too slow
4) being hit over by a bully

1) sudden attack of falling lemons to the head
2) distraction at an extremely attractive female causing one to fall over a small dog
3) Pulling guitar poses in the street and tripping over own laces
4) Out of a plane, whilst being pursued by Anne Widdecomb.

1)jon con slipping on the cleanly mopped mosh pit floor while strumming his cordless bass
2)jon con mid 'cordless bass porn pose' losing his balance
3)jon con singing 'new york new york' over the mic forcing onlookers to throw fruit and veg.......oops ther goes jon sliiping on a bannana!
4)jon con quoting busted.....pscyhologically he has fallen

1- gary glitter stylee - downloading kiddy porn (U WANNA BE IN MY GANG?)
2- Howard Marks - Drug trafficing
3- From Grace - Alex Ferguson - Should have left after the treble but stayed
4- and on my ass

1) Tumbling, falling, freewheeling on a magic carpet ride whilst discovering the joys of a whole new world
2) A whale explosion in Taiwan in which you are knocked from your bicycle by a bloodied lump of whale liver
3) Falling out of bed after dislocating your spine due to over zealous thrashing when fantasing about the wonders of a cordless guitar
4) On an "invisible" (although it can be seen by all and sundry) pool of watery stuff otherwise known as Alex Mack