Thread: Slave for sale

Im ready to sell my self off as a man servant il do just about fucking ne thing if ur interested pm im skint and desperate 15 - 20 squid a day maybe less depending on wat u want me to do!!! B-| B-| arty:

dude i'll buy you for 50p

sex, manual labour, moral support, medical testing, a pawn or other

select one or more of the above options and il price up how much its gonna cost

medical testing obviously dude

hmm medical testing isd around 4 pound an per 24 hours

dude if i pay u 20 quid and take u to merthyr u can go to that medical testin place... would u actually do it u get injected with sum weird shit and get to hang with all the heroin addicts lol

woah theres actually a place that still does tha????? do they pay you for doin it?!

I'll do it if the price is right!

there is actually a place like that dai in merthyr as cae said u get payed like 1000squid a shot on occasions

guttin if you die tho aint it

u wont die ul just become horribly deformed

i so own you ben!!

hahahha yeah that place is Simbec, easy to find, just go to the bottom part of merthyr and follow the trail of guys with three heads.....

rofl steve i shall be going there and char u do own me its gutting now that uv taken my soul

haha awwwww seems you twisted my arm you can have it back!!

really?!?!?!?

THis is wrong - I really own Ben - ever since I found him rummaging in the bins by Kwik Save, Ben has been my property.

Ben, Dance For My Money!!!

I am dancing with furious intensity, ever since the flint that is time itself ignited my heart I have been dancing for your crisp and fresh paper bills!!!!!

dude u dont pay slaves! lol

shuddup fool dont tell them that i couldnt have cornered them through legal loop holes and through the 1845 slavery act i could have turned the tables on them!!!

luke you might own ben physicaly but i have his soul!! mwhghahaha nah im kidding you can have it back........................... for a price