as by request by one ross morton and out of pure nostalgia(if i've even spelt that right) i have decided to post what has been on my mind this week
1) people wearing hands free headsets to talk on the phone....do you realise that you look insane?just walking along jabbering along to yourself,get the phone out of your pocket you lazy bastard
2) as you all know i'm from the magical land of bargoed and over the last few years i have been in hibernation in bargoed so i've spent a lot fo time here,so i got out with a friend of mine saturday night to the lovely establishment called blisters and my friend goes to myself and luke d "boys i want you to meet my new girlfriend,i'm buying her a drink she's over there.....as he points to an empty table.....so he sits down,starts jabbering to himself takes a sip of his own drink then a sip of "her" drink and then goes what do you think her then boys?....there's actually no one sat there,but he wouldnt have it thats how pissed he was
3) not to all of you,it's never a good idea to get so drunk at reading festival that you actually think your ric flair and start throwing your clothes at random people
4) is it normal to have dreams about talking about talking irish badgers that smoke tampons instead of cigars?
5) lately i have a slight obession with the band killing joke
6) dear sepp blatter,isn't it about time you quit and formed a panel show kinda like loose women with richard keys,andy grey and ron atkinson called smashed her back doors in
7) i still think about michael ballack prob a hell of lot more than i should so it is
8) how many people have ever lost control and pissed themselves in public?discuss,i know i have
9) shamless self promotion plug : dodgem-x are the studio guests for the soundcast on dapper fm sunday night
10) and finally here's a link to a video of me being beaten up by 2 bananas in my youtube show "fighting round the world" enjoy Fighting Round The World 6 - YouTube


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