Thread: Top movie peadophiles

after a chance meeting with Forge yesterday and the discussion moving onto the movies Lolita and The Woodsman, we decided that we need to compile a list of top movie paedophiles..

leading the way:

Kevin Bacon ( The Woodsman )
Jeremy Irons ( Lolita )

any other nominations??

Kevin Spacey - American Beauty

patrick swayze - donnie darko

Originally Posted by Little_Princess

patrick swayze - donnie darko

word!

richard attenborough - miracle on 34th street

kevin bacon is the ultimate movie paedophile,just for the line,"would you like to sit on my lap?" just looking at his face thou,he's a dodgy one

just to get this straight,i dun encourage paedophilia in any way,its sick and wrong but films about it are essential viewing cos its such a dodgy subject,kinda like necrophilla,thats dodgy in a film...but kissed is a good film

Willy wonka wonka wonka. Everyone was a paedo. Check the oompah fucking loompahs out. He even made them smoke crack to look old enough to bum!

robin williams - hook living with at least 20 kids who are blatenly retarded as they like to dress up as animals hes well taking advantage there

julie andrews - mary poppins.

Imagine the size of the sex toys in that bag!

hahahahahahahahahaha

i defo didnt see that one coming.......or the kids didnt hahahaha

nicholas cage - the wicker man

sick as fuk

the catterpilla in alice in wonderland giving a kid maggies isnt good start isit?

dunno... what's the rest of your plan?

David Bowie-Labyrinth!

he stole a child!

that is a scary film

his codpiece is ENORMOUS!!

'Dance magic dance!'

child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.
the sick fuck

Originally Posted by jonrenie

dunno... what's the rest of your plan?

get rid of the kid kill the caterpilla steal his magc pipe and massive mushroom

i wud love 2 have one of them shrooms...or have a toke on his pipe

bet it wud wreck u

i'd love to go to wonderland it would be lush
i'd probably shit myself tho if i seen tweedle dee and tweedle dum tho
theyre a bit on the dodge side...fat balding short men lurking in the woods and tryin to entertain a little girls..
a bit like a night out in merthyr haha

word 2 that

an the mad hatters tea party, how many disco biskits them lot had hahahaha

i took acid once upon a time....i fell into wonderland....then came too in the milk isle in tesco in merthyr

or was that wen i took mushrooms.........i dunno all i remember is my friend fonin me like "lego man were the fuk are u youve been gone for an hour"

"im in the milk dont worry bout me im safe here boys"

safe to say we laughed bout it afterwards....an i got chucked outta tesco gutted

tesco is the place to be
i could do with some biscuits now
im so gonna watch wonderland this second...its so the kids version of fear and loathing? x