Thread: Forge's Thoughts For The Week

seen as thou we're playing a gig with jailbait next week and i haven't been on here for the best part of 6 months i thought i write down a special forge's thoughts for the week, to give you an insight on my state of mind

1. i had a dream the other night that i was on a train, and all of a sudden this woman - not bad looking - stands up and starts hacking people to death with a sword, she hacks everybody to pieces and then makes me have sex with her in the body parts and the blood...why is it thou,that i aint freaked out by this at all??

2. would it be wrong to find an animal sexy if you think its your soulmate?

3. i don't like marshmallows and i don't like tomatoes.but i do like tomatoes sauce and those coconut things with the marshmallow inside - snowballs i think they're called - why is this??

4. has anybody ever lost control?i don't mean, "look at me,i'm mad i am!" lost control,i mean has anyone ever pissed themselves

5. i've had the shits for the last few days and i hope work don't sack me cos i'd be fucked then

6. i think ioan gruffed is sexy in his spandex as mr. fantastic but you never beat hornblower,adventures on the high seas,he'd kick shapre's ass everytime

7. is it possible for somebody really flexy to be able to lick themselves out?i have often wondered this and also thought of kidnapping somebody just to make them try it out

8. i also dreamt that ben g was sat in bedroom watching me,altough it felt so real

9. theres this bloke i work with who goes by the name of £8.70,i really want him to die

10. and finally, heres a video of ronnie irani entertaining the crowd

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4CuzgGdLmw"]YouTube - funny cricket moments[/ame]

i've missed this column so much

it is a wonderful insight into the enigma that is Forge.

PS Sharpe would fucking own Hornblower! If Sharpe didnt get him, the Irish guy would!!!!

AQA said tjhat i'd kill Sharpe, never mind Hornblower!

never mind that,have any of you watched the video?

actually,another thing i was thinking of was ......

if a man who beats his wife is a wifebeater,and a woman who beats her a husbandbeater....whould a man who's gay,who beat his "life partner" would that make him a gay basher?

twmus,i fucking love you,i would love to watch you take a shit!

the video is fuckin ace

sharp would pwn hornblower! Sean Bean would go out of character and tap him on the cock.

btw has anyone ever seen the film, the woodsman?