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    cracker jokes

    any1 get ne awsome jokes in their crackers?! lets hear 'em!!

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    whats the biggest cause of paedophilla in britain??


    sexy children
    Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn

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    hahaha was that in a woolworths cracker??

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    ..hope u guys ave hadda nice day scoffing ya body weight x25 in grub...

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    thatd be impossible the gravity would be that of a blackhole

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    ..lies...

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    I think its entirely possible as wellys testical has its own moon due to its mass and add all of us to that then mutiply that by 25 im sure we could ... well dans arse already sucks light in so im sure its possible

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    ah waw.... i never knew welly's testiculay had its own charlie moon...'mazing!

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    they call my arse dyson due to the content of its suction.....

    why did the baker get electricuted?
    coz he stood on a bun and a current went up his leg!!

    haha awsomely cheesy, ill post up some more soon!
    so what did every1 receive from the big fat man in red?!

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    what do snowmen eat for breakfast?

    Frosties

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    hahaha

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    WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A FRIDGE AND A DJ ?






























































































    COOL MUSIC !
    Me? Give a fuck?

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    why did the horse go to school?

    to get his hay-levels.....

    haha
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    butt i'd have a cock in every fucking hole of my body for 10 million lol


    and a few between my toes haha

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    what do you call a blind dinasour?
    do-you-think-he-saw-us


    what do you call a gay dinasour?
    mega-sore-ass

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    what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    lick-a-lot-o'-puss













    ..i know, tis rubbish...

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    haha thats amazin!!

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    what do you call a blind dinosaurs dog ?

    doyouthinkhesawus rex
    Me? Give a fuck?

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    thats off jurassic park init
    pull over i need a piss! trrrrabbeah

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    why are pirates called pirates?


    coz they 'arghhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by WELLY View Post
    what do you call a blind dinosaurs dog ?

    doyouthinkhesawus rex
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....well cute.

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