Thread: cracker jokes

Originally Posted by the_sack

why are pirates called pirates?


coz they 'arghhhh

he he hee... argghh..

ah hem

What dya call a dinosaur that eats a lot of curry...

A megasorearse

how do you make a tissue dance?

you put a boogey in it!!



why couldnt the bicycle stand up?

because it was two tyred!

...they're getting worse man...

but its great!

Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?

Because your teeth chatter

..aww...i bet polar bears are huge gossips...