Thread: Forge's Thoughts For The Week

as i haven't posted on here for ages, i thought i'd let you in on wat been going on in my head for the past few days......

i'd much like to be a monkey, i could eat bananas all day and swing in trees

why don't they have glass milk bott;es anymore????cos i'd like to steal one,pee in it and put it on somebodies doorstep in the morning

the train journey between ystrad mynach and llanbradach always seems to give me a bit of wind in him

this week i've been working with ben g, i would like to spunk in his face and for him to rub it in himself


that is all

much love

forge

epic!

fuck i've missed this collumn

ITS BACK - IT MUST NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN

finally all is right with the world once more!

it's like.... he's saying what we're all thinking!

apart from the bit about ben g. maybe when i get to know him a little better perhaps

You should have better thoughts.

Originally Posted by Forge

the train journey between ystrad mynach and llanbradach always seems to give me a bit of wind in him

That happens to me between penallta ind est and my building when im in the car coming into work.

i think its coz i can smell bodman's manly scent coming from orangebox

also......wat if i was to poo in a tesco bag,wrap it up in gift wrapping,leave it in my wardrobe untill xmas and give it myself as a present on xmas day...wat would the poo look like??? would it be would be the same????would it be a darker shade of brown????would it go hard???i just don't know!

another thing,spunk.......could spunk be digused as milk cos i'm thinking about spunking in a milk carton in putting in the fridge and when somebody asks me for a cup of tea it could have extra jizz

its just a thought

Originally Posted by twm-o

That happens to me between penallta ind est and my building when im in the car coming into work.

i think its coz i can smell bodman's manly scent coming from orangebox

btw i have a bit of wind in him right now

milk does still come in glass bottles

if u want i have several in my house come over for a piss man hahahhaa

This site has definitely gone down hill in recent months....

gaahahahha

downhill??? this is DN at its best

now its time to redempt the what time is it threads, the story thread and "News, Rumours and Damn Lies"