Thread: i heard a rumor.....

.....that when the captain takes a shower he wears a yellow cape, cos he he likes showering but don't actually like water because it ruins his lovely skin

lmfao I heard a rumour that his hair has the ability to move of its own accord and naturally protect him from the wind and rain

i can neither confirm or deny these allegations at this time...

ah press conference shall be held within the next few days

good to see the abuse it returning after months of silence on these boards, was a very unsettling time

captain i love your sily blonde locks!!!!!!!!

POF RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

we shud do cameo roles at our botb boys wud be tasty as fuk, cos ifu dun win(no fence 2 the other bands) its a fix!!!!

DUALING BANJOS!! greg cum on an do a metal solo in our tune, an ill do a funky one