Thread: FRIDAY 23RD PORTHCAWL PIER PUB - FESTIVE FUN WITH FESTERIN NUN...

Another Festerin nun and STD gig, with Read between the lies. S'gonna be a good one, be there.

Wholley smokes!

Hoe you get a gig over there en?!

Idris from Read between the lies sorted it out. Top bloke.

Here is a recipe for you pissed nunz

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey

Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz asheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

oh yeah Festive Nun! Cheers Idris- cool name

Thats wasnt Idris, that was me... Ashley... Send the glory my way

nah i mean the name 'idris'. it's cool... sort of reminds me of an old fat guy delivering newspapers on a bike

By request...











And the action picture of the nutter jumping off the bar into nothing much but the floor...



Wicked night fellas, hope to play a gig with you lot again soon...
Sha'fe
Ash and S.T.D.