Thread: Bon Jovi

If you met a member of Bon Jovi:

what would you do?

A. show em to your bedroom

B. sell em a dodgy escort you pinched while out drinking in aberdare

c. ask em for the time and while their destracted, punch him in the face

d. Pour vimto over his nice white T-shirt

E. other (please explain in detail)

Ask them for haircut advice.

haha how much hairspray do you reckon theyve got through since they formed?

A and D

B

Larn you tart, i bet youd love to have him in your room in a wet t-shirt. you do realise though hes old enough to be your dad. id go for C.

Id make him eat a bible at gun point....payback I spose for "living on a prayer" and all his other bollox.

bon jovi are clearly the way forward.

haha...make him eat a bible at gun point, genious!

my brother looks like richie sambora! Jon Bon Jovi is just a cunt!

blaze of glory is genius...

I'll ask them why isn't every song like 'Bad Medicine'. The only good Bon Jovi song.

bon jovi is a nonce

c. ask em for the time and while their destracted, punch him in the face

and

d. other, piss on them, all

E. pour McDonalds grease over the cunt

ARGH Y WONT IT WORK

because bill gates hates bon jovi