Thread: 3 Reasons why bird flu is good!

1 - we havent had a good reason to burn animals since foot and mouth, that smell in the air at the time - reminded me of sunday lunch. yummy. this in turn will also lead to increased petrol sales and also sales of matches and other fire making pepriphinalia.
2 - magpies will eventually become extinct, which in turn will make bad luck go away.
3 - the new fashoin accesory will be a face mask, then we can all pretend were ninjas.

theyr clearly making a big thing outta nothin. its flu that comes from a bird. how deadly can it be. lol. do u reckon they said that about the black plague -
"how bad can it be, dogs have had fleas for years"

any1 got anymore?

we won't have as many bloody birds running on the roof of your caravan at 5am in the morning waking you up, or have as much bird shit to clean off your car.