Thread: Mushrooms

I am on mushrooms right now. on a bit of a downer. i think i could even be poisoned cus im sweatin like a nigger in a rape trial. anyway.
why do i have to be on a downer. fuckin grrrr. obviously summin set it off. baaaah.
there was a good thing to come outta this 2nite tho. i wrote a song in teh toilet (well back and forth the toilet).
it goes a little like this

i got this liquid coming outta my dick
its perfectly normal and its called my piss
it ranges in colour from yellow to white
depending on how much ive had to drink to tonight

im pissing like a camel (woo woo)
im pissing like a camel (oh oh)

a few beers here, a few beers there
youll be pissin until the night comes to an end.
you might aswell accept it cus you cant resist,
the feeling you get when you need to piss

im pissing like a camel (woo woo)
im pissing like a camel (oh oh)

i think its quite good. i was inspired. lol.
i think i shall write a song. after this. if the boys let me, BAHHHHHHH!

at least if i am poisoned this will be my last will and testimony. id like all my things to be burnt, with me. actually, ye, cus i dun wanna get buried alive. that would fuck me over.

"help help im alive"
"can you hear that vicar"
"yes my child, its almost like hes here in person, calling for our help... hes with god now"

hahahahaha, imagine. everyone looking blinged up on the day, sumbody throws rice on teh casket
"oh my god, maggots maggots"
the comedy. the fun.
i would also like this day to be named after me... or at least summin rediclous.
national wallpaper day - every1 must change thier wallpaper.

i shall see you in teh eyes of every child, in the reflection of every lake, in the deepest part of your memory...
Ciaobella xxx

did you pick the shrooms pot? are they growing yet?