Thread: IM BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well not yet, but im back on DN!!!!!!!!!

Good to hear the recording is now finished, it only took you about ten years you useless cuntz!!!! Looking forward to hearing it Xmas time when I get back to friendlier shores! Got a present for the lot of you which should make your live shows a little more interesting!!! No, not the ketamine that Yants been stealing from Cardiff Uni Sciences building to keep Danel and Daf Panel interested during sex, something else, something gooooooooooooooooood!

Im holed up in Vegas working at a hostel DOWNTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its fucking nuts, worse thatn downtown LA, Which is also squirel shit! Fucking murders, drug busts and a pimp kicking a ho repeatedly in the face at 11am in the morning right outside my front door..............which is nice.
Im here for a month, then up to Seattle and Canada, Boston, Washington, Phili, New York and back for Xmas and to give Stix a slap!

Then the fun is really gonna start!

"Bright Light City Gonna Set My Soul Gonna Set My Soul On Fire......."

Gotta go deal with 2 French pricks in my room!
Later rapefans!
Marcus

VIVA LA WEASEL!

marcus, punch someone american for me? just for being nobends.

see you soon le sex wolf.

How come its always me that gets the slap from sex wolf? Well this time i'll be waiting for you butt hahaha

Because you are the smallest and easiest to pick up...............or maybe not? I hear student life, full fat larger and pre-teen girlfriends have put a few pounds on Richie Wix since I left? Perhaps the bodyslams will have to make way for the less revierd leg sweep. Speaking of.., Vegas is hosting the world sumo championchips this month, and I saw a black guy try to take on a sumo wrestler in the middle of a shopping mall today. Reminded me of that stupid scouse pirate from Reading picking on that cage fighter from Neath. I love a missmatch, and that brings me back to why its always you that gets a slap!

Tino, the Americans are frightfully polite and helpful, not at all what I hoped for, but the Israelies, and the French, and the Dutch, and most of the Germans, and 99% of the Aussies, and Carl, are right annoying cunts!

Originally Posted by Banned-in-DC

Reminded me of that stupid scouse pirate from Reading picking on that cage fighter from Neath

Good Times...
The Sex wolf Returns with stories! Fucking A!

Originally Posted by Banned-in-DC

Tino, the Americans are frightfully polite and helpful, not at all what I hoped for, but the Israelies, and the French, and the Dutch, and most of the Germans, and 99% of the Aussies, and Carl, are right annoying cunts!

That's cos the yanks know their kings of the world, and the rest - including carl know that they smell like stinx's underarm. Except the dutch... they're just permanently skunked.

Hey fuck you Dave

Yes please babes.

Originally Posted by Stix

Hey fuck you Dave

Richie!!!!!!!!

5 Weeks my Son!

Make the preperations.

Originally Posted by Banned-in-DC

Richie!!!!!!!!

5 Weeks my Son!

Make the preperations.

Oh the preperations have been made.

indeed they are, we shall have a wicked time

will there be jelly and ice cream?

I bloody well hope so!!! I've been eating super noodles for the last 9 months, so hook me up!
Stix says that you are playing on the 23rd in the poop factory, I might just make that one!

yeah man us pannel and mea, we're on first I presume so that we can get all fucked up afterwards, yeah thats what Im talking bout yo

Shit, first? What time will that be about 8pm? I'll have to make sure I get there early!

yeah everyone wants to get wezzasted so we've been bumped to the really weally bad sounding slot hijack the plane and feed it speed or something.

Oh, I'll be home in time, just got to take care of something first. All will be good, even Yants comming!

wooooot whos excited en hmm hmm? the real question is though, will dave escape the hospital wenches in time for partying... i think we should take bets.