Thread: Lookalike No.2

Following on from Smutly’s POF lookalike’s thread, here we have the infamous Captain & his lookalike... Jonathan King.


For those of u unfamiliar with Jonathan King he is a 'Disgraced pop mogul' who was banged up for seven years for abusing teenage boys.
A dead ringer! Wudnt u agree?

truly shockin ben

Ok iv got a few problems with this, and others things that i need explaining:

1. Playing in a blue room cannot be good for the reputation of any metal band!
2. The phrase 'infamous captain', explain how i have this title infamous!
3. The lighting that has turned blue jeans and a white t-shirt into an all white jump suit, typical of david hasseloff!
4. The fasination from all, about my personal appearence!! I have yet to play a POF or DODGEM gig without a comment onstage or off about my 'loafers', my hair, the colour of my hair, my nipples (yes im afraid so), my arse! It really is a phenomenon i cant explain! Jennifer aniston, Nick Carter! it follows me like the fucking plague! Played 3 gigs in 2 days this weekend and at each i was welcomed with 'Loafers', 'look out he's muggling peas' (thanks glen), 'captain arse', 'aniston', when r the backstreet boys getting back together'! I surely will need years of therapy!!
5. The comparison fo myself to a kiddy fidler! Cheers bro! lol

i finally have decided to go into hibernation for at least a year, until i can dawn the paublic eye without ridicule and torent!

lol this forum is getting fucking more random than b4! lol

cheers once again for the abuse gents!

el capitan

he's smuggling peas!

who the fuck is the guy with red hair, red t shirt and white troussers?

CAPTAIN THE LOAFERS ARE FANTASTIC! Did u hear the loafers chant I got going a few weeks ago in penalta!

apart from the appearance i agree with all captains arguements

LMFAO Barrie took the greatest loafers photo ever last night

i THINK we should have an official loafer thread! Im gonna make it!

loafers! bad ass! well gd ass bad shoes! captain cant b a kiddy fidler im 21! ha ha ha

Lol nice1 Kluck, Captain the loathers alone make u infamous not to mention the fact that ur face in that pic shows ur quite obviosuly eyeing up a 13 year old in the crowd! Na, we love u really!

I was prob eyeing up chunk to be honest!!

if we're off about lookalikes

womanre is carlos cudicini the chelsea reserve goalkeeper

forge 1 word...brand new...o wait...

thats 2 words smut

ye thas wa the o wait... was 4

look at u forge reckin my joke...

lol u and kluck are getting in the one liners smut fair play, wot do u reckon replace the POF set with half an hour of stand up!