Shamelessly stolen from another forum but still pretty relevant here -
Q: How many readers of this forum does it take to change a
light bulb?
Answers:
One to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has
been changed
2 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
3 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
2 to correct spelling/grammar errors
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
4 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
2 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
6 to ask what is a "FAQ"
2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a
government conspiracy.
4 to say "there's already a thread on lightbulb changing"
21 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
5 to say "thank you"
2 to suggest LED’s as a better option than lightbulbs
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all
over again


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