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    SATURDAY SMASH

    What a gig, my head is still ringing now!
    all the bands were great but SMASH wow!
    I think I dislocated my neck during wrong side of me, old age creeping in.
    That penderyn whisky stopped the pain.

    Anyway, where was this gig I can't remember?
    I get driven to these gigs and always pissed getting out of the car and the places all seem the same, I never know where I am.

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    TELL ME HOW I'M FUNNY?
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    if you couldnt remember the place how do you know the band was good. you get driven?? what? are you royalty then? has your chauffeur got a hat?

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    Smash are always brilliant.
    Royalty? I did not know that all people that cannot drive derived from royalty, I learn something new everyday! start calling me princess and bow down to me NOW!!!! and yes my chauffuer has a hat, it looks like a tea-cosy.

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    'Call me princess and bow down to me NOW'???? Better learn to drive cos one day your chauffuer might quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geeky View Post
    'Call me princess and bow down to me NOW'???? Better learn to drive cos one day your chauffuer might quit.
    No! please! anything but that!
    You can take away my tiara, jewels, etc.
    Please don't quit! ha ha!

    If you want me to drive you'd better alert pedestrians, as you know I like to mount pavements when I see a vehicle travelling towards the car I am behind the wheel of.

    Also, remember such lessons as stop the car! stop the car! STOP THE FUCKING CAR NOW!

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    my temper was justified. there was a Rolls Royce coming the other way. of all the cars to meet when ur teaching someone to drive

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