Thread: GREATEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD NEEDED

HEADSHOT ARE DRUMMERLESS. SHOCKING IT BE. WE NEED A DRUMMER. FOR THOSE WHO DUN KNOW US, WE'RE A PUNK BAND WITH SKA/GRUNGE INFLUENCES.
PLENTY OF SONGS! GIGS READY TO GO! CONSTANT RECORDING! AND A NICE WARM PRACTICE PLACE. LOVELY!

FANCY A CRACK?

OK HERE'S THE DEAL. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU
ARE COMMITTED (not to an asylum tho)
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
ARE OPEN MINDED ABOUT MUSIC
CAN PLAY PRETTY WELL

DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR AGE AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT THE ABOVE

HERE'S A SHORTENED LIST OF OUR INFLUENCES AS A GUIDE BUT WE WELCOME ALL STYLES:

NIRVANA/ PIXIES/ NOFX/ RANCID/ BLACK SABBATH/ SEX PISTOLS/ UK SUBS/ THERAPY?/ DEAD KENNEDYS/ SOUNDGARDEN/ BECK/ PENNYWISE/ GREEN DAY/ THE DAMNED/ DISTILLERS/ WILDHEARTS/ THE CLASH/ PRODIGY/ DROPKICK MURPHYS/ FOO FIGHTERS/ KING PRAWN/ THE STRANGLERS/ VOODOO GLOW SKULLS/ SLAYER/ MOTORHEAD / PANTERA / SOCIAL DISTORTION/ BAD RELIGION/ THE SPECIALS/ SUICIDE MACHINES / MADNESS / NINE INCH NAILS / SHAM 69/ ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT/ BLACK FLAG/ THE WHO / RAMONES / BUZZCOCKS/ MISFITS/ BOUNCING SOULS / THE DICKIES/ LESS THAN JAKE / OFFSPRING/ GBH / SUPER FURRY ANIMALS/ US BOMBS/ PIZZAS & THE SIMPSONS !!!

im a good drummer in my head

some kind of neuro-transmitter connected from your head to a pa system is needed then. if we then reverse the flow of the neutron beam we may be able to do a gig.

i had it removed

bollocks then !