Thread: WANTED MIDGETS FOR...........

IM LOOKING for a couple of midgets to take to 2 MOTLEY CRUE gigs so i can try and get back stage.Ican tell the security guys that im thier minder and they are part of the crue show and they breath fire. ANY MIDGETS OUT THERE PLEASE EMAIL ME.

try karley and gemma. they're both short arses

haha very funny 5ft is a very average height



(for a twelve year old )

i heard u breathe fire too gem?

well only on the weekends

there used tobe this midget aka little person around merthyr years ago he was a nutter he would have down it he had a mohawk as well,dont know were he is know though.

proabably is an entertainer and is already perfomring with the crue

or in star wars

you can make alot of money being a dwarffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffff
and shit loads if you are a giant playing b ball.

pick me I am small!

REAL DWARFS ONLY PLEASE small not good enough............KEEP IT REAL

ok can i tell a midget story then...

when we played cwm hall tsunami I couldn't reach the mic stand and i said oh I am such a midget aren't I?! and there was a real live midget in the audience!!!
We filmed it and you can hear her say 'well we can't help it see can we!?

poor midget

i think i actually know the girl you are talking abt .....

if you see her tell her sorry but I am sometimes called a midget so I kinda relate and wasn't bein harsh like!

...trukk will do it...he's a midget.....

midget he wants not a shitty pop punk loving fool

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Originally Posted by XXXquincyXXX

midget he wants not a shitty pop punk loving fool

ahahahahahaha