if u have any post em here
heres 1 by luke owen davies
"im not bosting im a brainin cunt i could be a docter or anything i want but i cant be fucked at the end of the day i just cant wait for the weekend to get pissed"
if u have any post em here
heres 1 by luke owen davies
"im not bosting im a brainin cunt i could be a docter or anything i want but i cant be fucked at the end of the day i just cant wait for the weekend to get pissed"
pull over i need a piss! trrrrabbeah
"what for tree? what for..." jod whist having a fight with a tree
I don't remember if this was a drunken quote or just a plain stupid one, but it's great none the less. This one is from the lovely Ricky Wright of Ulcer
"Well the ones who stayed enjoyed us, and the ones who went home weren't here"
fishy wen askd if he was fukd .. -"Ive been fuckder"
that waz one of those u just had to be there moments
pull over i need a piss! trrrrabbeah
it was! great moment tho
One night when I was out with Chugga a beggar started asking for money. Now we had just been to the chippy so I offered him the rest of my chips. He refused...saying that he wanted money. So I, being drunk, got rather angry and started yelling at they guy "SO YOU'LL TAKE MY MONEY BUT YOU WONT TAKE MY CHIPS" and more stuff about him buying booze or drugs. Bastard.
mahoney guitarist form PWK...on the strongbow...
" Iv got more testostarone then u u cunt....lets prove it...we'll go and have blood tests..im serious.."
that was a classic! There was no stopping Mr Stacey!Originally Posted by Mr Stacey
c_rebel
richy singer of PWK......
in a kebab shop in aberdare, points at the shish kebabs and says
"as many times as i have been in a kebab shop i have never had one of them, do they cook em?"
WTF ?
Me? Give a fuck?
thats coz he scrounges ours the tight cunt...
"is skin water proof?"
Me? Give a fuck?
i think thas jus ricky lolOriginally Posted by PrettyHateMachine
only one man could ask that......Originally Posted by trukk
Richie .
Me? Give a fuck?
Originally Posted by SPIDERHIDER
ooo rite......my personal fav drunken quote from richy is the one that occurs every sat...
"Lend us 2 pound trukk..im skint i need a drink...."
I reply "but you have got money left i just saw a tenner?"
Richy " That dont count that dont"
WTF like is he on about!!!!
hahaha it dun count
pull over i need a piss! trrrrabbeah
A question asked to sion in a house party:
"you drunk sion? you remember your name sion?"
in reply: "no"
we were brought up on a fairy tale we were told that everything would be ok, we were told that we could be happy - well what a load of bollocks that was!