Thread: Dates IM AWAY!

just in case u book gigs on these dates-I CANT PLAY EM!!

from JULY 2nd to JULY 11th(I think) im in portugal!!!

READING WEEKEND!!

bring me back a lighter

an me

dont come back

hahahaha!

sturdy im gonna lock u in one of the toilets and they'll take you away forever!hahaha

i shall bring back two lighters if the cash is given upfront.this goes for anything else that you may need in reading or portugal!

gimme the money and you will have it!

its my bday be nice

pie pie pie pie pie u cunt

its so funny how nobody likes pie! everyone tells him to shut up and calls him a cunt, and hes never done anything wrong

stupid cunt

ITS COS IM FUCKIN ABSOLUTLEY AWESOME AND I AM A CUNT!

Sturdy I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL.

like on gladiators with those big cotton buds!

I MUST BREAK YOU!

my money is on sturdy

im nah taking the piss but portugal is very nice

yeah i bin before!

im goin to the strip!
mile of karoake!

bon jovi look out!


SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!

portugal is so much better than spain

yeah but the people who live in the two places are CUNTS!

youll fit in nicely then

south of france beats both of them anyway...the people there are cunts aswell though...but atleast they dont look like dirty mexicans

and the bints are way hotter

ill come back lookin like a mexican!

i shall be called

AlMarcio

if you come back playing guitar like a mexican, then ill be happy!