Thread: *BREAKING NEWS - CAT CORPSE WEDDING*

Despite their very public bust-up, it seems that Kony and the Monkey Cafe soundguy have kissed and made up! Rumour has it that it was Kony's "Don't tell me to shut up, you crybaby cunt" that wooed him!

Legend has it that Kony's ill-judged attempt at trumpet playing may have been the cause..although some sources link to Rix's aborted attempt!

There was also talk on the night of Festerin Nuns soundcheck being more entertaining than their actual set!

*ADDITIONAL NEWS*
A Papparazzi photographer (aka Rix) caught members of Headshot endulging in a spot of obesity laden activity in the local pizza joint!
Headshot were unavailable to comment (to busy eating)

Tosh were eating in there and they were old gits as well. It was well freaky. Sound guy ha ha. "come on people we're 3 hours late. I can get to London in 3 hours"lol. Full 'toys out the pram' tantrum. He was ok after tho. Said he really liked the gig