Fuck you dude........when your on the dole coz some immigrant is doing your job for powdered egg, a stale loaf and bout £1 a fucking hour........then we'll see how fucking cool it is!!!NOT
COOL
You might be a valley boy where things aint too band.........but come down this neck of the woods........the immigrants are coming, bout 60 of em taken on in my workplace in last TWO WEEKS!!!!!
COME BACK STRONGER!!
Whats the best way to put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you can jack off in it's mouth!!!
hahaha, terrible!
Originally Posted by Scared Of Girls
tell me if I missed the point where that makes the killing of inocent people by suicide bombers funny??
Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn
racist
pull over i need a piss! trrrrabbeah
SOME GOOD ADVICE:
If your running from a police dog, dont run thro a tunnel, over a see-saw and jump thro a hoop. They're trained in doing that !!!!!!
Never said it was funny bout innocent people getting blown up....MARK MY WORDS BUTT!! They are coming into this country FAST.......nearly a million Poles alone...........Our country is under seige with CHEAP LABOUR coming into this country and ousting good honest WELSH, ENGLISH and BRITISH people out of BRITISH jobs!!!!tell me if I missed the point where that makes the killing of inocent people by suicide bombers funny??
You may be a little young to understand this at the mo BUT you WILL see the changes!!
LET ME SPELL IT OUT.......I AINT SO MUCH ANTI-BLACK but MORE PRO-WHITE!!
well...........to a certain degree but not in a way you think......racist
COME BACK STRONGER!!
hahahahaha, where did that one come from? i piussed myself, well done geeky butt!
Jelly Baby goes in to the Doctors and says,
"Doc, i wanna AIDS test"
Doc says,
"Why, what ya been up to?"
Jelly Baby replies,
"FUCKING ALLSORTS!!"
COME BACK STRONGER!!
well chuffy you may be a little young to understand this, but lets see if you can answer the question correctly
Q. Why do we let these so called "immigrants" in to our country, poles, pakistanis, indians, chinese and the like ?
A: Because we raped and pillaged their countries of everything they owned that was worth anything, felt sorry for them and gave them the right to come in to this country?
B:Had the people of the countries fight our wars for us to make sure we didnt end up speaking German in the 2nd world war?
C:Screwed up their country so bad by letting dictators and other countries piss over their country that it is no longer safe for them to live there without getting shot or killed in other less humane ways on a daily basis
or D: All of the above...answers in a moment>>
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You see we have no fuckin right to stop these people entering our country because this country has screwed up so many other countries where they had no right being there, killing indigenous people the world over and taking their countries from them after we took what we wanted leaving them to fend for themselves...yanno history has a way of repeating itself..swallow deep..karma is coming !!!
well done Grey...couldn't agree more!
I look after MY OWN......
I DO NOT AGREE with going to ANOTHER MANS country and OCCUPYING and taking it OVER...
I DO NOT AGREE WITH DICTATORSHIPS...
TO DRAG the WORLD WARS into it WAS BAD......IT WAS GERMANY AGAINST THE WORLD!!
I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE IRAQ problems
We, through Tony Blairs Puppeteering through the USA has led us to be the shelter for ANY wafes and STRAYS from ANY COUNTRY and it is SATURATING OUR ECONOMY!!!! AN average family man out of work would av to wait ages on lists to get housing etc etc , declare themselves homeless etc etc but a shipload of immigrants can sneak in on the back of a lorry and get housing IN A FLASH!!!
Like i said above i am not ANTI_BLACK or ANTI-RACE...........I AM PRO-WHITE and believe we should take care of our OWN business FIRST!!!
The NHS is FUCKED....HOSPITALS CLOSING BUT WHeN SOMETHING GOES WRONG ABROAD......the GOVERMENT puts on the SUPERMAN outfit and coughs up enough CASH to build FIVE HOSPITALS!!!
JUST PRO-BRITISH/WELSH
Nothing more.........ever heard of CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME!!!!
I aint arguing with YOU TWO as i got my OPINIONS and Viewpoints.........like i said, WHEN YOUR FATHER is out of work and a Pole is doing it for half the money.......dont say you werent fore-warned!!
It is happening!!
Remember the 60's when the boat-loads of cheap labour came from Jamaicia......look at the population NOW!!!
You wont change my mind lads!!
COME BACK STRONGER!!
Back to the jokes for fucks sake!!
COME BACK STRONGER!!
haha tha made me giggle!!!!
Man on his day off from work goes up to his missus and says, "love, me you and the Dog are off out for the day fishing"
His Missus replies," but i dont wanna go fishing today"
"Right!" he says, "ya got 3 fucking options"
"ONE ya come fishing, TWO YA let me fuck ya up the arse and THREE ya give me a blow-job before i go"
She pauses to think and says, "Right, i'll give ya a blow-job"
He drops his trousers, gets his cock out and she gets to work on him......
After a few sucks she starts to gag and spits out his cock and says, "Ya fucking cock tastes like fucking SHIT!!!"
He replies, "Yeah i know, The Dog didnt wanna go fishing neither!!!!!!!"
COME BACK STRONGER!!
Q whats balck white and starving?
A Pavarotti's cat
Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn
Haha, I like that one boyo. Heard about that fat cunt popping his clogs today. Just oooooooooone cornetto!
since Pavarotti's death, the three tenors have been renamed to 20 quid!
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand
Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn
Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar...........
"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At Seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
"I weel tell you what 'appened!'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!".
''And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!".
"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my dignity to jump ten feet."
"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground. E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous w*lly, and 'e said "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.".
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
"A leetle bit, at ze beginning."
Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn
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