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    my near death experience. part 1

    so last night. im driving home from our gig. luckily somehow, im on my own in the car when its usually packed as fuck.

    anyway. so im driving down the m4 in bridgend. i leave the m4 as per usual, pass my workplace. then i start driving up to the sony roundabout. i stop because theres a car going around it. then i carry on. as im about to go off in my exit theres a unseen giant black ice puddle thing.

    this sends the car hurtling the other direction, and towards a giant lamppost and metal fence.

    at which point now, i literally have 1 second before i go through the window and make friends with the lamppost. so i hard left it in an attempt to miss the giant lamppost.

    the left tyre slams into the pavement, buckling the wheel beyond. luckily i miss the lamppost. but i didnt miss the 10ft ditch im now in.

    anyway, to cut a long story short. the AA come and pull my car up from the ditch mud puddle thing, im alive and well (cut lip when i hit the steering wheel and think ive done something to my calf muscle) and weirdly the car is perfect as well aside from needing a new wheel and a super wash.




    the band can now use this thread to thank the lord jesus im still alive, and make jokes about the fact ive now finally HAD to wash my car.

    :P

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    thats an adventure!!!!!!!!
    and u sound like u had a lucky escape!!!!!!!

    well done!!!!!!!!!
    life sux if u suck!!!!!!

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    I once nearly walked under a bus, it was only nearly mind you, I aint dead or nuffink like

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    i nearly died... but i cant remember much bout it!!!!!
    life sux if u suck!!!!!!

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    i had my toe ran over by a bus in year 9. broken toes all around

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    u dont have much luck do u
    life sux if u suck!!!!!!

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    thank fuck you aint dead! woot!

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    oh yeah sue for no grit or summing like that

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    i still cant believe that i only needed a new wheel. it cost me literally £40

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    40 pound! u should have nicked 1!

    hate the "scene" because the "scene" hates you!

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    whats your number for next time? lol

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    Oshhh only just checked the forum.

    You and car's don't go very well really.

    Glad you and the cars alright (even though i've seen you since).
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