Thread: Izzard Apreciation!!!

jst fort id start another Eddie Izzard thread.After being introduced to him (glorious) i may say twas funny as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the man is a work of art(not referin to his make up)

quotes: have i left the gas on,no im a fuckin squirell!!
Fuckin nuts!!!!how i long for a grapefruit

n e 1 agree wiv me that this man is a comic genious??? :S

He is the man

"...see Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter, so he must have gone 'zese fucking treez, I cant get zem right, I vill kill everyone!'. And he died in a ditch on fire, thats fun. I think thats funny. Cos he was a mass murdering fuckhead. And it was his honeymoon! Double trouble..."

Classic

'I'm covered in beeeeee's'
'u charlton? gota banana?'

'AlCA-TRAAAAZ!'
'How tight can chains be pulled, man! Alcatraaaz!'

'nah mate,no drugs for you,not til tuesday'

u stil gota get a tray
wot? i run this place
are u mr stevens
who's mr stevens
head of catering
no im darth vader,lorrddd vader,i run the death star
wots the death star
this is the death star,i run it,its mine i cud kill you with a...oh fuck it il get a tray

'...running, jumping, climbing trees, found you, ha, flag, look, hat...'

i don like that eddie izzard guy hes crap just thought id say this

damn youuuuu

Originally Posted by marcymarc

i don like that eddie izzard guy hes crap just thought id say this

What?!? Marc having opinions that clash with others???? I'm going to faint....

Nah, you either like him or you don't. I tink e's greet.