Thread: For sale-Chino

Right,i fucking love chino(he makes me sex wee in my g-string)
So i was wondering if i auctioned a night with chino.How much would you pay and what would you do?

I'll start the bid with 100 pound(thats half my bank acount!!!)

201 pound coz u cudnt afford him then haha

id pay like a trillionty one pound for him, just to spite u all.

just 2 spite them, awww i thought u would ov wanted me klee B

any more bids for me then???

id pay a trillionty two pound an it wudnt b 2 spite ny1 its coz i love chino <3

people reading this thread, i am chino and dont hate me cause im buitifull

i'd pay half a mars bar and a gooldfish. ne good 2 u my darlin?

well when i was younger my joce(mam) kept my godl fish tank on the kitchen worktop, there for one day my 2 lil gold fish decided 2 jump in the deep fat fryer, as i young lad this would of distressed me big time, there for my mother carved a fish into a carrot and placed it nicely in my fish bowl, so 2 answer your question yea it is good 2 me, dont know bout the mars bar tho, last time i had a mars bar was from a place in porth called AJ's fish shop n they used 2 coat their mars bar in batter, it was quite the delacate snack, played havok with my bowels tho, but thanx any way!

any more bids please

well i have never actualy met you chino but i do know that klee m is obsessed with you so if i out bid her she may well kill me!!! so i'm thinking just this once i will pass on this one coz i dont want a horribly painful death!!

lol, there is plenty of me 2 go around dont fight, make hey not war

i change my mind, i wouldnt buy chino, hes mine anyway, and if he declined then id hire a van and steel him

so chino, will it come to this? or do u wana come willingly?

hmmmmmmmm................................i have bin offered 100 pound, 201 pound, trillionty one pound, trillionty two pound, half a mars bar and a gooldfish.
the question is what can you offer me that no-one else can?

Ahh u kno ur gonna come crawlin bk 2 me in the end.

Clover who be you

thats chloe. i cud give u anythin u want chino ;-)

id give u me, which is by far more special than a mars bar, dunno tho, i think id take the money and run!

nah take the goldfish 2 AJ's fish shop 4 tea

so many offers so little time but no1 has put me on E-bay yet