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blinkin blighter
Head
hair
1 hand
both hands
tha ickle bit of wrinkled skin on you elbow
lips
other lips(female applicants only)
gums
genitles
other...pleeeaaazzzeeeeeeeeeeeeee state
blinkin blighter
---------->I am your private dancer,dancing for money<----------
my nails.....
__If I gave you pretty enough words , Could you paint a picture of us that works__
nails r cool,wot else u bite wen ur nervous??
---------->I am your private dancer,dancing for money<----------
my "other" lips...dman these high heels
haha
---------->I am your private dancer,dancing for money<----------
my dimples. i got one just below my belly button which looks weird. apparently you get them after liposuction but i havent had any, as far as i know....
I could live without my nipples.
WHY ARE YOU THERE!!!
YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SYMMETRY!!!
YOU FREAK ME OUT!!!
You can't hide unless your crucified,
and you wont stop 'til its too late.
Last of the Okinawa Fighters
Breathe...tookey....breathe....
I could live without my heart...If I was provided with a fully-functional bicycle pump.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
as it happens, i seem to have one of them in my cupboard. sorted!
Awesome!.....doctor?....a scalpel please.....and yes, I'd love a cup of tea....
...milk and 2 sugars...
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
no coffee is it?!
yup im your doctor for today mwahaha.....ahem.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
and no...no coffee for me.....sigh.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
hey, im kosher. ive even washed my hands, which is more than those pesky kids at mcdonalds and kfc do!
Well, thats very thoughtful of you, I remember when that greasy kid at burger king attempted emergency surgery on my spleen...shudder....ugh....
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
did he use ice cream to numb the area? pesky kids
Did he hell!!....why....(excitement)....do we have....ICECREAM?!!
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
careful they might've put jizz of young boys in it, thats what kfc do. well, thats the rumour i spread around about my mate who works there anyways hehe
Hehe, nothing like a bit of jizz-inspired gossip....it never fails to be funny.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
nope! chuck in rumours of free popcorn chicken and a rub and hey presto. you have a finger lickin' good rumour and a very annoyed mate!
Haha, i like what you've done there....hehe....what with the finger lickin' and such......hehe.......I have mass admiration.
MASS.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
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