Thread: totally unethical bribes

can we get some suggestions for totally unethical bribes to get more people to come to shows? thus far i have

• tits

• drugs

• food

• more tits

any others?

money lol

ooooooh cigarettes, I'd come if you gave me a few haha (joking, I'd come anyways)

tits

um, she has that twice lol

you can never have enough

the mans got a point

come on there can only be so many tits in 1 band 2 sets of man boobs 2 sets of real authentic boobs and 1 tit of a drummer! thats ..................FUCK ......YOU DO THE MATH

loads a boobs

blowjobs. Works for us.

hm. i don't do cock sucking.

Jim? reckon we can bully air in to it? he's the cutest of the lot of us.


'you sure do have a purdy mouth....'

get more people to come to your shows? uhh, well you could write better songs and put on better live shows...

nah, your awesome as a band, but pushing the boundaries even more can only be a good thing... shit I'm missing you play RIGHT this moment, damn.....

Just get naked onstage, always helps...

no no, it really wont

nakedness wouldn't help?.... what about semi-nakedness?

Originally Posted by jonrenie

blowjobs. Works for us.

Genius.

there's only one person that gets to see me naked.

in order to get lots of sleezy guys at ur gigs *cough richie j* get ur GF on stage?

no no, i am against exploiting women. she is however....sexy as fuck

I wouldn't mind being exploited.

hehe post a pic