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Are You?.....
Sat by your computer
On your way to Azerbaijan
Dead
Are You?.....
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
I. Am. Unbelievably. bored.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
<--dead.
Gutting
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
on my way to0 Azerbaijan... lol... ahh i aint really butt shhh.....
I BeeN WasTinG TimE On CLueLesS GuYs But nOw iTs OveR.. LeT Me TeLL You Why Im ThRougH Im WiTh SomE One neW, Who'S JusT liKe You... <3<3
dont worry i wont tell anyone, im dead remember.
You're going there too?! man, I have a plane buddy!
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
doh i cant go. i cant do anything. it sucks being dead
We can always cremate you and transport you in an urn?....
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
Not the most dignified of ways, I know, but you can always say you've been there...to....uh....all the other dead people....
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
my mates are supposed to cremate and snort me. but i dont fancy getting tangled up in nose hair ill come with you to Azerbaijan instead
Awesome. you know, Ive always wanted to say:
'Mother, Im going to azerbaijan with my dead plane buddy'
Only downside, you might find it difficult to open the complimentary peanut packets...
But if you can handle that, then I'll try my best to keep things together...
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
i can handle anything. i handled death pretty well, peanuts will be a doddle.
Success! The in-flight movies are tripe anyway, so you'll actually have an advantage over us living folk.
Im sorry if this is too personal...but...how exactly did you..uh....'kick the bucket'?
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
got run over by a hearse on its way back to the funeral parlour. pretty lucky though, saved shit loads of time and money. i got whisked straight there.
...
---------->I am your private dancer,dancing for money<----------
wow, you're the definition of economical.
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
oh yeah. ill be used for compost when i totally decompose
*admiration*
Less of the sass, Captain Sassypants
im on my way to the moon, heard they got a new kind of rock there, think its called a pebble
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